Home / Results / Lucha Underground / February 18, 2015

1. Mil Muertes def. Chavo Guerrero-DQ.

2. Ivelisse def. Angelico due to interference from Son of Havoc.

3. Texano, Jr. def. Super Fly.

4. Sexy Star, Mascarita Sagrada, and Pimpanela Escalona def. the Crew when Sexy pinned Cortez Castro.

Let's just skip right to the action.

1. Mil Muertes vs. Chavo Guerrero, Jr..

Curiously, Catrina doesn't come out with Muertes, carrying over from last week's issues. This was about what you'd expect, save for the lame finish. Chavo, unable to hold Muertes down for 3, opts for the lazy way out and uses a chair. Muertes no-sells, then proceeds to hit the Flatliner on the chair. While all this was going on, Catrina finally showed up, and her distraction led to Chavo using the chair. Muertes wanted her to give Chavo the Lick of Death, but she refused. Muertes teased another Flatliner, but Fenix showed up and Catrina left with him. This will not end well.......for Fenix.

Winner: Mil Muertes via DQ.

Black Lotus has picked the lock on the prison where Matanza is being held. Uh-oh. Dario Cueto meets with the Crew, who now have basketball jerseys. They get a 6-person tag vs. Sexy Star, Mascarita Sagrada, and Pimpanela Escalona later.

2. Ivelisse (w/Son of Havoc) vs. Angelico.

This was supposed to be a rematch from last week, but Ivelisse, frustrated by SOH's losing, decides to take matters in her own hands. The former Shine champion, never acknowledged as such, holds her own with the South African, but needs SOH's illegal help. A timely enziguri on the apron sends Angelico sprawling over the back of Ivelisse, who stacks him up for the cheap pin. It's the only way these wayward lovebirds can win a match.

Winner: Ivelisse.

Post-match, Angelico issued a challenge for a rematch, with SOH banned from ringside. Good luck getting that.

Footage is shown of Texano, Jr. attacking Alberto El Patron last week.

3. Texano, Jr. vs. Super Fly.

Pre-match, Vampiro conducts a pre-recorded interview, in Spanish, with subtitles included, with Texano, who insists El Patron stole the AAA Mega World title. The two meet next week. Super Fly, though, was squashed like a bug. A hope spot, nothing more. AA dropped into not one, but two neckbreakers, for the finish.

Winner: Texano, Jr..

Cage demands to be named LU champ, but gets a non-title vs. Prince Puma next week. He also asks Cueto for a new belt, calling the Aztec-inspired belt he broke two weeks ago "crap". Chavo comes in next, and "quits". Before a rematch with Mil Muertes? Let's see how long this lasts, as Chavo remains a producer.

Black Lotus has found Matanza, whom she wants to kill herself. Hmmm.

4. The Crew (Mr. Cisco, Bael, & Cortez Castro) vs. Sexy Star, Mascarita Sagrada, and Pimpanela Escalona.

A no-DQ trios match closes this hour. Pimpanela is eliminated early with a kendo-stick aided Camel Clutch, and has to be carried out. Sagrada follows soon after, leaving Sexy all alone. Luckily, at just the right time, Big Ryck shows up, which throws the Crew off long enough for Sexy to pin Castro.

Winners: Sexy Star, Mascarita Sagrada, & Pimpanela Escalona.