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Match-by-match results and television rating of this edition of Lucha Underground.
Show Details
Show: Lucha Underground
Date: July 12, 2017
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Commentary: Matt Striker & Vampiro
Reported By: Jacob Gilbert
TV Rating:

Quick Results

1. Jeremiah Crane def. Taya.

2. Mil Muertes def. Paul London.

3. Fenix def. Marty Martinez.

Detailed Results
2nd round action in the Cueto Cup begins.

1. Taya vs. Jeremiah Crane.

Taya is the last woman left in the tournament. As we know, she was responsible for Sexy Star's elimination last week, and Mariposa was bounced earlier in the 1st round. Taya feels as if she doesn't need Worldwide Underground's help, although she didn't hesitate to interfere last week. Hmmmm. Anyway, this was suprisingly an even bout, as Taya stayed with Crane as much as possible, giving as well as taking. However, Sexy showed up late in the match, looking for payback. That distraction enabled Crane to hit a buckle bomb, and, finally, Cranial Contusion. And, so, the last of the women in this tournament has been turned aside, and, because of last week, deservedly so.

Winner: Jeremiah Crane.

Post-match, Sexy checked on a fallen Taya, then pulled out the knux, and knocked her out.

Aerostar checks in on Fenix during a pre-match workout. There's a difference of opinion on Drago, and Fenix seems to know, as we do, that Aerostar is a time traveler.......

2. Paul London vs. Mil Muertes (w/Catrina).

What worked once vs. Vibora won't work for London a 2nd time. That is to say, the Rabbit tribe coming to his aid. It only merits 2 shooting star presses and 2 near falls. Mil's had enough, and hits the Reaper's Trident, then the Final Beeps (formerly the Flatliner).

Winner: Mil Muertes.

Looks like Crane & Muertes could meet in the quarters or semi-finals, as I don't have access to the full bracket.

Meanwhile, somewhere in LA, Brenda is flirting with Texano, as Famous B is trying to reel in the former AAA Mega champ.

3. Marty Martinez (w/Mariposa) vs. Fenix.

Marty stuffs part of a sandwich in Melissa Santos' mouth. Harbinger of things to come, I'd say. Mariposa interferes frequently, and the sibs brought with them a generic yellow lunch box marked, "Aztec Pride", as it says on Marty's shirt. Mariposa tries to use the box as an illegal weapon, but, wonder of wonders, Melissa stops her. Fenix rolls up Marty, and, another "tribe" is gone.

Winner: Fenix.

Unfortunately, Marty's not done. He gets the lunch box, and clocks Fenix. After a couple of snacks, he pulls a fork out, and, channeling Abdullah the Butcher, begins to stab Fenix with said fork, as Mariposa forces Melissa to watch. Oh, the horror! And Marty declares his love for Melissa. There are stalker laws, you know.......

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