Home / Results / ROH Television / November 15, 2015

1. War Machine def. Silas Young & Beer City Bruiser when Ray Rowe pinned Bruiser.

2. Michael Elgin def. Kevin Lee Davidson.

3. ROH tag titles: The Kingdom def. The Addiction when Michael Bennett pinned Frankie Kazarian.

Poor Silas Young. He knew what he signed up for when he claimed The Boys away from Dalton Castle at All-Star Extravaganza. In a series of vignettes before and after this week's opener, Young tries to teach the boys how to be "real men". In one instance, he swats away a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Sorry, Silas, but in 2015, even real men use hand sanitizer to ward off, like, you know, germs. If you want to teach those boys how to wash up with soap, I'd say try finding some Lava bar soap. I think that's still around........

1. Silas Young & Beer City Bruiser vs. War Machine.

The anonymous boys have trouble just carrying a beer keg between them, while Bruiser has the other firmly cradled on his shoulder. This is just silly. The boys do get involved, interfering for the heels twice, but the 2nd time proved fatal. They held Ray Rowe so Bruiser could try a somersault senton off the apron. The good news is, he hit the move. The bad news? Rowe moved, and the boys were pancaked into oblivion. Back in the ring, Young ate a spin-kick of doom, and Bruiser wandered back in to eat Fallout.

Winners: War Machine.

Young berated the boys after the match. Like, save it for someplace else, ok?

Steve Corino returned. In an edited interview, he turned down Nigel McGuinness' offer of a Fight Without Honor vs. BJ Whitmer at Final Battle in Philadelphia next month, site of some of Corino's ECW triumphs. However, after 21 years, Corino needs neck surgery, the same kind that ended Edge's career 4 years ago. The crowd chanted, "Thank you, Steve." Corino returned the thanks, and said he will always be an evil man.

Story Time w/Adam Cole should be cancelled after this week. More gaga against Kyle O'Reilly. Waaah, waaaah, waaaaaaah!

2. Michael Elgin vs. Kevin Lee Davidson.

Edited squash. No, really. Davidson hit the first move, but then they jump cut and next thing ya know, Elgin hit a lariat, then fell into the pin.

Winner: Michael Elgin.

Elgin's letting the beard grow out. Cuts a promo on Jay Lethal post-match, which doesn't bode well for Final Battle.

3. ROH tag titles: The Kingdom (Michael Bennett & Matt Taven w/Maria Kanellis-Bennett) vs. The Addiction (Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian w/Chris Sabin).

The goldbricking Sabin is supposedly injured and has had 1 TV match since coming in. In a tribute to the late Eddie Guerrero, who passed away 10 years ago last Friday, both Taven & Kazarian went for chairs, then dropped to the mat and feigned getting hit. No mention of Guerrero in the post-production voice over. Sabin & Maria went to trip Taven & Kazarian, respectively, and both were ejected.

Late in the match, ref Paul Turner was bumped, eating a spear meant for Daniels. Maria came back, booted Daniels in the jewels, then hit a weak superkick. Weakest one ever. See what happens when you get rusty from lack of competition? A KRD-masked man, dressed exactly like Sabin to make people think he's turning on the Addiction, superkicked Kazarian, setting up Bennett for another spear. Even money says Adam Cole was under the mask.

Winners: The Kingdom.

War Machine came back out to stare down the champs to end the show.