Do you remember these
quotes? Read some of the most memorable quotes, delivered
by some of the most prominant wrestling personalities
Quote
Individual
"You've
got to have a heart to be in the WWE, but its got
to be black. Just like me."
John Bradshaw Layfield
"Hey
Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know
that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it
and have it bronzed."
Jerry Lawler
"Jake
[Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He
has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different
joint every night."
Jerry Lawler
"Jake
Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's
nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix."
Jerry Lawler
"There's
a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter,
and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone."
Bobby Heenan
"[On
Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who
threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo."
Bobby Heenan
"It's
very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either
have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get
up."
Bobby Heenan
"Wrestling
is an art form. I don't worry about those who don't
get it; I worry about satisfying those who do."
Paul Heyman
"Talking
of first times Stephanie, I bet your first time was
really memorable for you and the captain ot the football
team .. and the basketball team .. and the softball
team, the track team, the chess club and the pool boy!"
Chris Jericho
"To
Bob and Crash Holly "As a matter of fact I could
beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll
roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!"
Chris Jericho
(To
Undertaker) "You say that you're gonna take the
Rock - the Great one, to the learning tree? Well let
the Rock tell you that he'll gladly go to the learning
tree with you. Then he'll pause once we get there, snap
a branch off the tree turn that sumbitch sideways and
STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"
The Rock
"But
you see for the Rock to win the title he's gotta pin
Triple H .. which means-uhhh he's gotta beat the game-uhhh
in the middle-uhh of the ring-uhh and he's got a two
dollar slut for a wife-uhhh!"
The Rock
"These
people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who
would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer."
