We start on a downer, because Chairman Wackjob, Vince McMahon, opens the show. Blah, blah, blah. Bobby Lashley is barred from the building and has a concussion due to what happened last night. Vince plays the footage from Raw.

Kevin Thorn (w/Ariel) vs. Tommy Dreamer Neither man is 100% after last week's extreme rules 8-man tag. Thorn has neck issues. Dreamer has problems with his back. Ariel provides an unnecessary distraction, diverting ref Mike Posey's attention while Thorn scoops the legs out from under Dreamer on the top rope to set up the Dark Kiss. Didn't need the distraction, since Thorn didn't cheat, although Thorn had trouble rolling Dreamer into position for the pin. Winner: Kevin Thorn.

CM Punk & Rob Van Dam are backstage, chatting. Elijah Burke interrupts, and he & RVD argue over Punk, who decides he'll announce his allegiance to either the Originals or the New Breed later in the show. I can already guess which way he's going to go, and it is, in my opinion, another mistake in the booking.

Extreme Expose are applying makeup in the dressing room when Snitsky walks in. One by one, the girls leave, with Layla the last one to go.

CM Punk vs. Stevie Richards. Richards gets no entrance this week, and is already in the ring for this rematch when Punk comes out. Matt Striker comes down, as does Sandman, to scout Punk. It is here where they can say Punk finalized his decision, because Sandman swung at Striker on the floor, missed, and clipped Punk's legs. Richards schoolboyed Punk with a handful of tights, but Punk rolled through, hooked both legs, and gained the clean pin. He had words with Sandman later, and Sandman maintained it was an accident. Winner: CM Punk.

For the 2nd straight week, Extreme Expose performs a complete routine to the music of Timbaland. Just as the piece ends, Snitsky comes out. Kelly & Brooke run for cover, but Layla is too scared to run. Snitsky just stares at her. Balls Mahoney comes down and makes the save with a chair shot, but Snitsky no-sold, and booted Mahoney in the head. Notice that Balls turned his head so that Snitsky wouldn't hit him in the face.

Rob Van Dam vs. Marcus Cor Van. Joey notes that this is the 1st ever meeting between RVD & the Alpha Male. Wow. Sabu and Elijah Burke are in the respective corners. At one point, Cor Van went for the Alpha Bomb, but Van Dam countered into a released victory roll. Cor Van hit a released German suplex for 2. Burke went after Sabu and DDT'd him on the floor. Sabu was already selling the effects of being tabled last week by Burke. Van Dam gives chase, and runs right into the Pounce. Even though Burke ran into the ring, ref Scott Armstrong didn't bother calling for the DQ. I wish they'd change that portion of the booking. Winner: Marcus Cor Van. Punk came back out and checked on Sabu, then hit the ring. He made like he was going to fight, but then turned heel and shook hands with Burke. Striker, Ariel, & Thorn came back out, and for the 2nd night in a row, the heels are celebrating to end the show. Not good.