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We open with a recap from Backlash, and the dawn of a dark
era for the tribe of extreme. After "Bodies",
former champion Bobby Lashley is out to address the fans.
He puts over that Chairman Wackjob got his revenge for getting
his head shaved at Wrestlemania a month ago, but the fans,
the Originals, & Lashley are not happy that Vince McMahon
is the ECW champ. Lashley wants the mad chairman, but gets
a wheelchair bound Armando Estrada instead. Lashley can
have his rematch, but cannot touch either Umaga or Vince
or Shane McMahon unless physically provoked. Unfortunately
for Armando, he forgot to include himself on the list, so
Lashley takes him and pushes the wheelchair into the steps.
Armando tumbles over the top and is knocked out.
The New Breed are gathered backstage. CM Punk left the group
after just a couple of weeks, so now Elijah Burke, otherwise
known as DL Hughley's fraternal twin brother, reasserts
control. Unfortunately, the smile has left, replaced with
bitterness and anger.
Kevin Thorn vs. CM Punk. We've seen these
two go at it before, and oddly, they did a dark match prior
to Raw in Milan 2 weeks ago. Burke brought the group out
pre-match, cut a promo on Punk, then, after pulling off
his jacket, volunteered Thorn. Not bad for an opener. Thorn
was treated like a jobber, and Ariel did absolutely nothing.
Punk hit a kick that knocked Thorn into the ropes, and the
vampire rebounded right into position for the Go To Sleep.
Goodnight, Mr. Thorn.Winner: CM Punk.
Marcus Cor Van & Matt Striker (w/Elijah Burke)
vs. The Majors Brothers. Brett & Brian Majors
(not Major as announced by Joey Styles and ring announcer
Justin Roberts) are 2-time former Deep South tag champs
who've apparently been called up with the demise of DSW.
Again, the Breed are made to look like prize chumps, especially
Striker. Cor Van has the match in hand, but doesn't even
try the Pounce on the rookies. He tags out to Striker, which
proves to be a costly mistake. One brother lands a crossbody
block on Striker, and that leads to an upset for the twins.
Winners: The Majors Brothers.Post-match, Burke berated Striker
for losing and sent him to the back disconsolate
Chairman Wackjob makes his way out, walking a little bit
differently. The Robert Crumb exaggerated power walk has
been replaced with a goofy swagger in his step. He reiterates
that he'll give Lashley his rematch when it suits him. Hmmmm.
The Originals are out, this after their promos were replayed
after premiering on Raw last night. Rob Van Dam & Tommy
Dreamer make the most of their mic time, and put over that
the fans wanted ECW back in the first place, which is true.
McMahon ignores the obvious truth, more evidence that the
man has completely lost his mind. He decides on an extreme
rules fatal 4-way dance to determine his first challenger.
Tommy Dreamer vs. Sandman vs. Sabu vs. Rob Van Dam
(extreme rules). It seemed as though they went
through the motions and not going all-out at a time when
they really needed to get their point across physically
to Mr. McNutty. Has anyone told Vince that do-rag looks
stupid on him, and we can see that his hair is growing back
gray? Dreamer hit a piledriver on RVD that was sold big
time. Van Dam bounced like a basketball. Sabu set up Sandman
for an Atomic Arabian Facebuster through a table, but Dreamer
instead superplexed Sabu through, with Sandman cushioning
the fall. Sandman fell right into range for Van Dam to hit
the 5-Star frogsplash. Perhaps mindful of what happened
on Raw, Rob just lays on top to get the 3. Winner: Rob Van
Dam..
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