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Sandman vs. Snitsky. About what you'd expect
considering who's in it. Without the cane, Sandman is jobber
bait. Winner: Snitsky.
The McMahons & Umaga are watching backstage. The insane
chairman's1st title defense, as we found out on Raw, is
now another handicap match. Why? Because Vince refuses to
wrestle unless it's a gimmick match.
Elijah Burke (w/Matt Striker) vs. Brian Majors (w/Brett
Majors). Burke claimed the New Breed was back on
track, and wanted to prove it by having Striker second him
here. Lightning didn't strike twice for the Majors twins,
though. Brian missed the corkscrew crossbody, and Burke
capitalized with the Elijah Experience (Stroke) for the
win.Winner: Elijah Burke.
Marcus Cor Van & Matt Striker (w/Elijah Burke)
vs. The Majors Brothers. Brett & Brian Majors
(not Major as announced by Joey Styles and ring announcer
Justin Roberts) are 2-time former Deep South tag champs
who've apparently been called up with the demise of DSW.
Again, the Breed are made to look like prize chumps, especially
Striker. Cor Van has the match in hand, but doesn't even
try the Pounce on the rookies. He tags out to Striker, which
proves to be a costly mistake. One brother lands a crossbody
block on Striker, and that leads to an upset for the twins.
Winners: The Majors Brothers.Post-match, Burke berated Striker
for losing and sent him to the back disconsolate
Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, & Umaga vs. Rob
Van Dam (ECW title). As at Backlash, Chairman Wackjob
refused to lock up, and only tagged in when an opportunity
to collect the pin presented itself. That should be grounds
to have this nutcase stripped of the title and removed from
office all in one fell swoop, but who could force that to
happen? Shane was in first, and RVD released too early on
a Shane armdrag. This was too short, given the amount of
time left. RVD set up for the 5-Star, but Shane crotched
him on the top rope while Papa McNutty distracted ref Scott
Armstrong. Shane with a superplex, the Umaga with the big
splash off the top and the Spike, and of course, the lazy
geezer gets the pin. Winners: Vince & Shane McMahon
& Umaga
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