We open with a recap from Raw of the destruction of Jonathan Coachman by Bobby Lashley, and the subsequent post-match silliness. It'd be repeated later in the show because Chairman Wackjob likes to beat the point into the ground. Speaking of the insane ECW Champ, he's at WWE Studios, staying as far away from Lashley as possible until Sunday.

Rob Van Dam vs. Snitsky Well, maybe RVD will be just another victim. Not so fast. RVD actually knocked Snitsky down, but missed the rolling thunder, as these two know each other from their days on Raw. Snitsky missed the big boot, crotching himself on the top rope. Out of frustration, Snitsky grabs a chair and waffles Van Dam with it on the floor, right in front of ref Scott Armstrong, making the result academic.Winner: Rob Van Dam via DQ.

CM Punk vs. Stevie Richards. Having not seen Punk's loss to Marcus Cor Van last week, I finally see how Cor Van won, with an illegal assist from Elijah Burke. Punk's still selling the ribs as a result, but Richards doesn't go after them right away. That lack of planning proved to be costly, as Richards finally went on offense a little too late to make it mean anything. He goes to the middle rope, stands up, and tries to set up a tornado DDT. Standing up for this was a bad idea, as Punk gets him up across his shoulders and hits the Go To Sleep. Good night, sweet prince! Winner: CM Punk.

Backstage, the New Breed are watching, and we learn 2 things. 1) Marcus Cor Van may be the next opponent for Lashley, title or no title, and 2) Matt Striker may be on his way out of the Breed, as Elijah Burke is browbeating him again. Thanks for telegraphing the finish to the main event.

Kevin Thorn (w/Ariel) vs. Nunzio. Sucks to be Nunzio these days. Can't use the name "Little Guido" anymore because of copyright issues (at least that's the excuse they'll use). Loses the FBI gimmick because his former and perhaps future partner Vito was cut earlier in the day, and he's in there with Thorn as a late replacement for Sabu, who was also fired. Not quite a total squash, but it's been a bad night for "ECW Originals" already. Thorn hits the Dark Kiss off the top rope for the win. Winner: Kevin Thorn.

Bobby Lashley vs. the New Breed. Lashley cut a promo pre-match saying he was going to destroy the Breed, then do the same to Team Wackjob at Judgment Day. Lovely. Cor Van was the only one who had any sustained offense against Lashley, including the Pounce, which Lashley sold by going over the top rope. Unfortunately, the Breed's momentum slowed to a crawl after that. Striker got left all alone with the former champ, and was promptly destroyed with a spear. No Dominator this week. Winner: Bobby Lashley.