Randy Orton is tonight's special guest. Orton brings with him a vidpack of last night's match vs. Rob Van Dam, whom he'll face on Sunday in a stretcher match, which figures to serve as RVD's swan song. Tommy Dreamer comes out, and a match is made for later. The vidpack would be replayed later in the show.

Elijah Burke vs. CM Punk (No-DQ). Return match from Judgment Day. We learn that the New Breed will face Dreamer, Punk, & Sandman at One Night Stand in a table match. A table does figure prominently in this contest, however. Burke & Punk are taking equal amounts of punishment, while Joey & Tazz beat the point home that the match is No-DQ. Turning point comes after a table's been set up in a corner by Burke. Punk, though, has the advantage, and sets up Burke for his own move, the Elijah Express. Marcus Cor Van, however, gets involved. Burke blocks Punk's advance. Punk makes two attempts at the Go To Sleep, but on the 2nd one, Burke squirms out of danger long enough for Cor Van to Pounce Punk into the table. Don't you just hate this sort of thing? Winner: Elijah Burke.

Bobby Lashley & Chairman Wackjob are separated by several miles for an interview. Dr. McNutty mocks Tazz & Joey and conducts the interview himself. He's lost his communicative talents, that's for sure. Lashley is confident, and no mention is made of Shane beating him last night. I have a feeling Shane will get involved again on Sunday, but this time, the title has to go back to Lashley. Dr. McNutty has already worn out his welcome as ECW champ.

Extreme Expose performs, and Layla shows no signs of injury after Jerry Lawler thought she might've turned an ankle getting dumped from the ring last night.

Kevin Thorn vs. Balls Mahoney. Total squash. What else is Balls there for now, anyway? Winner: Kevin Thorn.

Tommy Dreamer vs. Randy Orton. Pretty even main event, but one gets the feeling that we'll see another repeat like last night. Well, not quite. Dreamer does get a couple of near falls with a short powerbomb and an inverted DDT, but Orton strikes suddenly with the RKO and gets the pinfall. Winner: Randy Orton. Post-match, Orton added a 2nd RKO, and ref Scott Armstrong could've reversed the decision if he so desired. After a couple of kicks to the head, Rob Van Dam, not medically cleared to compete, came down in civvies. He missed a spin kick, and a mere forearm shiver from Orton puts RVD down. Heels swept all three matches, more of the stupid, irresponsible booking we've come to expect on the week of a PPV. Back Thursday with Impact.