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| Match-by-match results
and television rating of this edition of TNA iMPACT. |
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| NWA-TNA
iMPACT 01.04.2007 |
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Detailed
Results |
 We
open with a recap of last week's highlights, including Kurt
Angle attacking Samoa Joe's girlfriend. Jump cut to Joe barging
into Jim Cornette's office. Joe wants Angle tonight, but Cornette
wants him out of the building, effectively giving Joe a night
off. We'll see about that.
Robert Roode vs. Rhino. As he starts down
the ramp, Roode sends Ms. Brooks to the back, likely to locate
Eric Young. The ravishing stockbroker look just isn't working
for Roode, especially in terms of won-lost record. Pretty
even match, and just like last week, Brooks comes running
down the ramp to try to distract Rhino, but the War Machine
is wise to her tricks and holds her by the wrist. Roode puts
on the brakes to avoid a collision, but is left open to a
schoolboy rollup.Winner: Rhino.Post-match, Roode reams out
Brooks yet again. Meanwhile, AJ Styles attacks Rhino, and
with an assist from Roode, hits the Styles Clash on the War
Machine.
Voodoo Kin Mafia hit the ring for a promo wearing ponchos
& sombreros. Long story short, the $1,000,000 challenge
vs. DX is still on, and BG James says he & Kip will be
in San Antonio "next Wednesday" for a showdown with
Michael Hickenbottom (Shawn Michaels), with the resulting
footage from this farce to air next week on Impact.
Brother Runt vs. Homicide. Runt attacks Homicide
on the floor just as LAX makes it down the ramp. Unfortunately,
that early burst and an Acid Drop add up to the extent of
Runt's offense. A timely distraction by Konnan leads to Hotstuff
Hernandez hitting the Border Toss on a ladder to give Homicide
the match. Winner: Homicide. Post-match, LAX continued the
assault on Runt, but before Homicide could hit the Gringo
Killa, Bros. Ray & Devon came down to make the save.
Somewhere, James Mitchell is berating Abyss, and it has to
do with the secret. Mitchell says Christian Cage & Tomko
only know a piece of it, and that Abyss has a choice to make.
Jeremy Borash interviews Gail Kim, or tries to, before James
Storm, swigging a beer, interrupts and gives Gail a week to
make an important decision. Meanwhile, Ms. Brooks is making
a similar request of Eric Young, and again, Eric's job is
in jeopardy, or so it would seem. Joe's still in the building
and cuts a promo on Angle.
Kurt Angle vs. Christian Cage.This never
really got started as Joe attacked Angle on the ramp, touching
off a brawl that took forever and a week to break up. Even
security chief Don Harris got involved. Just as cooler heads
finally prevailed, and Jim Cornette tried to calm Angle down,
Joe came back and renewed the assault. Cage, who'd left the
ringside area for a while, thinking the match wouldn't come
off, attacked a fatigued Angle, and he & Tomko doubled
on the Olympian before Sting came down, using the darkness
to cover his entrance, and make the save. Winner: None. Match
never started. |
| Location:
Orlando, Florida |
| Commentary:
Mike Tenay & Don West |
| Report
by: 2xzone.com Staff Member J.C. Gilbert |
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