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| Match-by-match results
and television rating of this edition of TNA iMPACT. |
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| Quick Results |
Triple X def. Seratonin
Kip James def. Lance Hoyt
James Storm & Christian Cage def. Rhino
& Chris Harris |
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| Detailed Results |
We open with a montage from Victory Road. Jeremy Borash is
backstage with Kurt Angle. Apparently, Jim Cornette wants
Kurt in his office for something, but the TNA World champ
is in a tanning booth, and accuses Borash of staring at his
"package".
Triple X (Christopher Daniels, Elix Skipper, &
Senshi) vs. Serotonin (Raven, Martyr, & Havok).
Easily the best match on the card, and that says something,
considering that Serotonin never wins. Raven's had his issues
with Skipper in the past, dating back to when "Prime
Time" was part of that other JTTS team, the Diamonds
in the Rough. Very even match, as Martyr & Havok get plenty
of offense on Daniels. I guess the "Fallen Angel"
is your default face in peril. Hot tag to Senshi, and the
warrior is on the attack, hitting anyone on Serotonin. The
finish sees all three members of Triple X going up top. Skipper
with a legdrop. Daniels with the Best Moonsault Ever. Senshi
hits the Warrior's Way to finish off Martyr. Winners: Triple
X. Post-match, Kaz hits the ring and attacks his former teammates,
then manages to escape the triple team.
Angle is now lying face down in the tanning booth with Borash
comes back from Cornette's office. The champ's been fined
$10,000, but that's the least of his worries now, as his titles
and clothes have been stolen. He'll spend the rest of the
show wearing a pair of red briefs, sandals, and swimmer's
goggles.
Team 3D storms to the broadcast booth, angry over losing the
tag titles thanks to the Steiners' interference at Victory
Road. Ray cuts a promo on Scott Steiner, and demands the Steiners
be at Impact next week. Devon chokes Mike Tenay, while Ray
roughs up Don West. Seems the former champs have turned heel,
which was inevitable because the fans in the Impact Zone had
turned on them long ago......
Kip James (w/BG James & Roxxi Laveau) vs. Lance
Hoyt (w/Christy Hemme). Hoyt has put some blond highlights
in his hair. Not a good idea. BG joins Tenay & West and
talks about Voodoo Kin Mafia dealing themselves into the issue
involving the Steiners & Team 3D. Puts over Roxxi as a
direct descendant of the legendary voodoo goddess Marie Laveau.
Kip missed the corner splash. Hoyt missed a boot to the head.
Kip with the Famouser and that's it. Winner: Kip James. Post-match,
Christy tried to low-blow Kip, but got caught and given to
Laveau, who hit the Dominator version 1, or as BG called it,
the Bimbo Slam.
Letitia is with Christian Cage and company. Tomko is holding
some kind of belt, but won't have it with him during the main
event. Later, Letitia interviews Samoa Joe, who says he has
a challenge for the Hard Justice PPV.
Christian Cage & James Storm (w/Tomko & Jackie
Moore) vs. Rhino & Chris Harris. As with the
last match, the numbers advantage makes all the difference
in the world. Rhino is the face in peril. Hot tag to Harris.
Storm goes for the superkick, but Harris blocks and hits a
sloppier than usual Catatonic, but Tomko pulls the ref out.
Dustin Rhodes runs in and clocks Harris with a chair, enabling
Storm to earn another cheap pin. Winners: Christian Cage &
James Storm. Post-match, Cage & Storm pop open a couple
of cold ones, hoping to pour some more beer down Rhino's throat,
but Abyss & Sting make the save.
After a break, Cage has collected AJ Styles and is looking
to bail. Robert Roode & Traci Brooks join in, then Cage
sends them to try to take out Sting. Cage & Styles get
into the SUV, only to find Abyss waiting for them.
Back to the ring, and Angle has made his way into the Impact
Zone, now wearing a bathrobe provided for him by Jim Cornette.
In due course, Samoa Joe makes his way out with all the belts.
He wants to put the last 9 months behind them, and start the
next chapter. That next chapter will include a winner-take-all
match at Hard Justice. Joe & Kurt shake, but Joe then
head-butts Angle, a receipt for last year, and pummels him,
then gets a table out. However, Kurt turns it around and rams
Joe through the table, then applies the anklelock to end the
show.
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| Location:
Orlando, Florida |
| Commentary:
Mike Tenay & Don West |
| Report by:
2xzone.com Staff Reporter J.C. Gilbert |
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