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RESULTS
2xzone.com > Results > Impact 2007 > 03.29.2007
Match-by-match results and television rating of this edition of TNA iMPACT.
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Quick Results
Steel Cage Match: Jerry Lynn def. Alex Shelley, Sharkboy, Petey Williams, Sonjay Dutt, Austin Starr
James Storm def. Eric Young
Kurt Angle def. Abyss
Detailed Results
TV Rating
1.0
We open with a recap from last week, and the introduction of Abyss' mother. Paparazzi Productions takes us to a diner somewhere in Orlando where Sting--in civvies--and James Mitchell are meeting over dinner. Seems Mrs. Marks killed her husband, but son Chris (Abyss) was so close to his mom, he'd do anything to protect her, so he took the rap and did the time. Translated---Mitchell now has another reason to keep Abyss under his control, using blackmail once again. And the saga continues because the three-headed creative monster (Mantell/Jarrett/Russo) can't bring themselves to create a happy ending.

Shark Boy vs. Alex Shelley vs. The Austin Starr vs. Jerry Lynn vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Petey Williams (6-man X-Division Xscape cage match). As the match begins, we see Mr. Bob Backlund performing the Harvard Step test near the broadcast table. After 4 of the 6 men are eliminated, the winner has to escape the cage. The order of elimination:

1. Shelley (by Shark Boy via Deep Sea Drop)
2. Dutt (by Lynn via cradle piledriver)
3. Shark Boy (by Starr via brainbuster)
4. Starr (by Williams via Canadian Destroyer)

Now, it's down to Williams and Lynn. They're battling on the outside of the cage, exchanging punches, until Lynn falls to the floor to win the match.
Winner: Jerry Lynn. Post-match, Christopher Daniels strikes again, hitting Lynn with a baseball bat. They really need to end the Abyss/Mitchell/Sting arc and start on Daniels vs. Sting.

Tomko is arriving at the arena, fresh from a tour of Japan, where he won a tag title with Giant Bernard (formerly A-Train from WWE). Letitia tries to talk to him, but Christian Cage shows up and monopolizes Tomko's time. Cage's cell phone rings, and as the champion turns his back to take the call, Tomko walks into the arena.

Cage leads AJ Styles & Scott Steiner into the Impact Zone. Steiner is officially the 3rd member of Team Cage, and #4 is Abyss. Cage claims the lineup is complete, but Styles reminds that they need a 5th man, and Cage nominates Tomko, who appears reluctant when he comes out. Tomko's not digging Cage's antics, and it seems he wasn't the only one promised a title shot, as Steiner is demanding a title match. Kurt Angle, Rhino, & Samoa Joe come out on the other side. Angle calls Cage a liar and promises Tomko a title shot if he signs on with the Olympian. Enter Jim Cornette, who sets up a main event match where each team will choose a member, and the winning team will get Tomko. Hope Angle read up on Hemingway.........! We'd later learn that Angle will face Abyss.

Eric Young vs. James Storm (w/Jackie Moore). Poor Eric. He should be getting pushed in the X division, but instead is being used the same way Nikolai Volkoff was in the WWF 12 years ago when "owned' by Ted DiBiase. Robert Roode is no DiBiase. Young shows a lot more fire and offense than I've seen in the past, but Moore's interference is the difference, as she pushes Young off the top and into a waiting superkick from Storm. If Storm is not getting a title shot any time soon, why is he going over? Post-match saw Chris Harris & Gail Kim come down leading to security holding them back. Moore & Storm fled, and Roode came down with Ms. Brooks to berate Young again. Williams came back out to save Young. Winner: James Storm.

Abyss vs. Kurt Angle. Tomko came down to ringside with two contracts in hand. Before a break, Cage came down to cheer on Abyss. Not quite as good as the first TV meeting between these two a few months ago. Angle had the anklelock applied, but Abyss kicked out and knocked Angle into ref Earl Hebner, knocking Hebner out of the match. A 2nd ref came down after Abyss hit the Black Hole Slam and we had a near fall. Abyss set up for the chokeslam, but Angle countered and rolled up Abyss for the pin.Winner: Kurt Angle. Post-match, Tomko entered the ring to congratulate Angle, then blindsided him with the clipboard. Tomko was going to be with Team Cage after all. In due course, Rhino, Styles, Joe, & Steiner came out, and Team Cage stood tall to end the show.
Location: Orlando, Florida
Commentary: Mike Tenay & Don West
Report by: 2xzone.com Staff Writer J.C. Gilbert



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