Divas Bikini Blast Battle Royal. The participants:
Representing Raw: Melina, Maria, Candice Michelle, Mickie James
Representing ECW: Extreme Expose (Layla, Brooke, & Kelly Kelly)
Representing Smackdown: Michelle McCool, Jillian Hall, & Kristal Marshall

Notice that Torrie Wilson, who usually is in these type of matches, is not here now. We'll see her later. The order of elimination:

1. Kristal
2. Brooke
3. Maria
4. Layla
5. Kelly
6. Mickie
7. Candice
8. Jillian
9. Melina

Winner: Michelle McCool

Shane McMahon comes out to announce the draft, scheduled for June 11, where everyone is eligible. He also predicts victory for his father at One Night Stand, and cuts a rhyming promo on Bobby Lashley & John Cena, whom he'll face in the main event.

Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, & the Hardys vs. Johnny Nitro, Kenny Dykstra, Charlie Haas, & Shelton Benjamin. Jerry Lawler is hinting that Cade & Murdoch might turn on the Hardys in this match, but his teasing actually is reverse psychology, meaning there is no turn in sight. Easily the best match on the card. Highlight of this match was Murdoch hitting a plancha off the top turnbuckle. Whodathunk? Finish saw Cade & Murdoch clear out Haas & Benjamin, leaving Dykstra all alone to eat the Twist of Fate and the Swanton Bomb. Good night! Winners: Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, & the Hardys. Post-match, Benjamin grabbed a mic and challenged the Hardys for One Night Stand. Matt accepted, making it a ladder match. With the draft coming up, I smell a possible title change.

Todd Grisham interviews John Cena. Da Champ realizes he's got his doubters and detractors, but he intends to prove them wrong by beating Great Khali at One Night Stand. He put over the fact that it's pinfalls only by noting that he has to throw submissions out the door this time. Meanwhile, Maria has changed outfits and interviews first Santino Marella, then Randy Orton. She's quite taken with the IC champ, and perhaps vice versa, as Marella notes he'd be happy no matter where he goes in the draft as long as he's the IC champion. Marella leaves, and Orton appears. He claims to have some respect for Shawn Michaels, but none for Rob Van Dam, whom he's challenging tonight in our next match.....

Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam. After the fast pace of the 8-man tag, this seems more like slow motion, and it is. RVD is apparently going out of his way not to injure Orton, but the "Legend Killer" might not have any such compunctions. The turning point comes before the break, when Orton dropkicked RVD off the top and onto the security rail. From there, it began to look like an instant replay of Judgment Day, with RVD in the role of HBK. After a DDT off the middle rope and 2 kicks to the head by Orton, ref Chad Patten stops the match. Orton hit the RKO after for additional effect. Van Dam might have just gotten his out card.Winner: Randy Orton via referee stop.

Ric Flair & Torrie Wilson vs. Carlito & Victoria (intergender tag). Victoria is rockin' the Raw colors tonight. Black baseball cap and leotards, red fishnet tights. The pigtails are a little much, though. This went nowhere as well. Flair dominated Carlito early, but when Victoria was tagged in, Flair wouldn't attack, it seems, unless provoked. Victoria slapped him twice. Flair went right for the figure four, but Carlito broke it up, and reversed it so Vic had control. After Torrie was tagged in, Carlito took Flair out on the floor. Carlito tagged in, and kissed his ex, then hit the Backstabber after a slap from Torrie. Winners: Carlito & Victoria.

Shane McMahon, Umaga, & Great Khali vs. John Cena & Bobby Lashley. Earlier, Umaga & Khali met backstage and it looked like there might be a throwdown right there, but Shane got the two monsters on the same page, as long as he collects the pin. How selfish has he gotten all of a sudden? How uncool was this? Cena gets a mixed reaction, evidenced by the dual chanting of the crowd. He was face in peril for much of the match. At one point, Umaga instinctively went for the pin, but Shane, you could see, tried to get in, as if to remind Umaga of the deal. Lashley tagged in just once, right at the end of the match. Umaga eliminated Cena on the floor with the Samoan Spike. Khali hit the Tree Slam, and then Shane hit the elbow off the top and got what he wanted. I hope this equals Lashley getting the ECW title back on Sunday. Winners: Shane McMahon, Umaga, & Great Khali. The main event by itself demonstrated the lack of roster depth and lack of creative imagination, just to bolster the McMahons' out of control egos