The Cartel (Lil’ Cholo and Delikado [with Mongo and El Jefe]) vs. Arik Cannon and Vic Grimes
Cannon with an Irish whip to Delikado and Grimes with an Avalanche splash into the corner. Grimes with a running butt splash and a head butt from the turnbuckle into Delikado’s groin. Grimes goes up top but he misses a corkscrew moonsault when Delikado moves. Delikado with an enzuigiri and he tags in Lil’ Cholo. Cholo with a drop kick that sends Grimes through the ropes and to the floor. Cholo with a kick and a rana to Grimes on the floor. The Cartel attacks Grimes and rolls him back into the ring. Cholo gets a two count when the action returns to the ring. Grimes with an Irish whip and he catches Cholo when Cholo tries to float over. Grimes hits a reverse Crucifix Driver but he can only get a two count when Delikado breaks up the count. Cannon tags in and he charges at Cholo but Cholo with a drop toe hold that sends Cannon into the turnbuckles. Cholo with a belly-to-back suplex. From out of nowhere, a masked woman comes into the ring and she gives Cholo a Saito Suplex and throws Cholo out of the ring. Grimes with a kick to Delikado and he gets Delikado up on his shoulder. Mongo and El Jefe come into the ring and they clip Grimes. Outside the ring, Cholo is Irish whipped into the ring steps. Back in the ring, Delikado hits a blockbuster on Grimes followed by a high knee. The Cartel cover Grimes for the three count. Winners: The Cartel After the match, they put a fish on Grimes’s chest and he takes a bite of the fish as he walks to the back with Cannon and the masked woman.

Matt Sydal (with Lizzy Valentine) vs. Human Tornado Before the match, Tornado tries to impress Valentine, but she won’t have any of it and tells Tornado to ‘talk to the hand’. Lizzy grabs Tornado by the hair and that allows Sydal to attack Tornado. Tornado with a drop kick followed by a Pounce that sends Sydal out of the ring. Tornado with a somersault plancha but he overshoots Sydal by a few feet and Tornado lands in the crowd. Sydal brings Tornado back into the ring and he humiliates Tornado and then hits a standing drop kick in the corner. Sydal with a slingshot baseball slide into the corner for a two count. Sydal with an Irish whip, but he charges into an elbow. Sydal hits a spinning heel kick when Tornado charges and Sydal gets a two count. Tornado punches Sydal but Sydal with an Irish whip and flying clothesline that takes Sydal to the apron. Sydal tries for a springboard move back into the ring, but Tornado with a drop kick that drops Sydal into the corner. Tornado does a split into Sydal’s groin followed by a drop kick to the head. Sydal with a leg sweep followed by a standing moonsault for a two count. Tornado with a spin kick and the referee checks on Sydal. This allows Valentine to enter the ring and she tries for a low blow, but it does not affect Tornado’s balls of steel. Valentine hits Tornado and the letter she was reading earlier falls to the mat. Sydal with a pump handle driver and he sees the letter. Valentine takes it away and Tornado gets a waist lock on Sydal. Sydal tries for a low kick, but it has no effect. Tornado with a back hand slap and belly-to-back suplex for the three count. Winner: Human Tornado After the match, Sydal argues with Valentine and he leaves the ring.

Los Pochos Guapos (Aaron Aguilera and Kaos) vs. The Filth and the Fury (Teddy Hart and Matt Cross) Hart and Aguilera start off the match with an arm bar. Aguilera with a back breaker but Hart responds with a tilt-a-whirl arm bar take down. Aguilera misses a boot but he does not miss the clothesline. Aguilera with a back elbow and choke with his boot but Hart grapevines the leg and takes Aguilera down. Aguilera kicks Hart over the top rope to the floor. Hart tags in Cross and Kaos is tagged in by Aguilera. Cross with a hammer lock and snap mare. Kaos with a knee to Cross but Cross with an Irish whip. Cross is sent to the apron when he charges at Kaos. Cross with a forearm and then he goes up top. Kaos charges at Cross, but Cross gets out of the corner using the ropes. Kaos with an Irish whip and running clothesline. Kaos pulls Cross out of the corner, but Cross lands on his feet after a flip. Cross trips Kaos and hits a springboard double stomp to Kaos’s back for a two count. Kaos with an Ace Crusher for a two count. Aguilera is too busy hitting on the women in the crowd to tag into the match. Cross with a drop kick that sends Kaos over the top rope to the floor. Kaos pulls Aguilera of the apron. Cross hits a handspring somersault senton onto Kaos. Hart goes up top and hits a splash onto Aguilera but hits his leg on the guardrail. Aguilera suplexes Hart into the wall and then Hart sends Aguilera into the wall. Hart climbs to the announce table and he hits a moonsault onto Aguilera. Back inside the ring, Cross misses a shooting star press. Kaos gets the disco ball that was given to a fan and he tosses it to Cross before connecting with a boot to the disco ball that shatters in Cross’s face and Kaos gets the three count.
Winners: Los Pochos Guapos


Ricky Banderas says that Vampiro’s days are numbered as we go to credits.